Disney Won't Cast Fake Boobs in Pirates 4

According to an article in the NY Post, Disney is starting a screening process for female extras in the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. They've issued a statement to inform potential actresses that fake boobs is a disqualification for the role, and that there is no need to show up to the audition.

A further note, in addition to the eye test, potential actresses will have to jog for the casting directors to prove that their assets do in fact jiggle in the right manner. Word has been released that Disney is looking for bouncier breasts in the upcoming film, as the target market for a Disney movie is apparently quite adept at spotting implants.

In addition to the all natural requirement, Disney has put further stipulations as to the look that they're seeking:

Beautiful female fit models. Must be 5'7"-5'8", size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants."

I know that when I think of pirates I think everyone should look like a Playboy model, too. Maybe this is Disney's way of getting an edge on the Harry Potter seres?

Anyway, when the film is released on May 20, 2011, you can expect a movie free of girls with small waists and artificially large boobs, and full of girls with small waists and naturally large breasts. Thanks Disney, we wouldn't want kids to get the wrong impression.